All Aboard The Crazy Train

Crazy Train Bar is Magnolia's #1 spot for great food, drinks, games, live music, and family fun.

Live Music & Entertainment

We host bands, comedians and more at Crazy Train. Come out and enjoy amazing live entertainment alongside great food and drinks.
Event Schedule

The Crazy Train Food Truck Lineup

Grab a bite to eat at one of our food trucks. We have 2-4 long-term food trucks and 1-2 that rotate in and out. 
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Entertainment for Everyone

Painting Parties

Enjoy painting parties 2-3 times per month.

Cornhole

Boards are available to check out, and we hold tournaments 7 days a week.

Cool Down at the Crazy Train Bar

Nothing hits like a cold drink on a hot day. Come to the Crazy Train Bar and enjoy a refreshing beverage. Whether or not you drink, we have something we know you'll love. 

What Everyone is Saying

I’ve been coming to Crazy Train Food Truck Park & Bar for over a year now, and I absolutely love it! The people are friendly, the food is delicious, and the atmosphere is always welcoming.

-Laurie H.

We absolutely love this place! Amazing customer service, amazing food, you can bring the kids and they are entertained. Pets are welcome, they have games and corn hole so lots to do, live bands and live entertainment!

-Hannah B.

This place is the best thing that has happened to Magnolia in the 10 years I have lived here! Top notch service and staff. My family loves it here and the kids have a blast!

-Nick T.

We stopped by for a few drinks with our family, including our little ones, and were blown away by the incredible atmosphere. The service was absolutely wonderful, with every single person being so friendly and welcoming.

-Shannon M. 

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Great pizza. The best I've ever had in Houston TX
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We had a blast! I wanted to try all the food but we stayed with Toasted Pizza Co. Crazy Train had some great drinks and everyone was so nice! It was a great Saturday spot to hang with the family!
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I've been coming to Crazy Train Food Truck Park & Bar for over a year now, and I absolutely love it! The people are friendly, the food is delicious, and the atmosphere is always welcoming. The drinks are consistently cold and tasty, and there's always something fun happening. I really appreciate the variety of community events and activities they host—it's clear they work hard to create a space that’s enjoyable for families and everyone in the community. Highly recommend!
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So I tried a hibachi food truck that was in my neighborhood, and it was really SO good. I followed them on social media, and saw that they were going to be appearing at crazy train and I was so happy cause it’s super close to my house! JoeOne’s hibachi is too good not to follow, and if you haven’t tried them this is your sign to do so especially in magnolia! It helps when you just want some good ol’ hibachi food and it’s a plus that it’s in a food truck! Crazy train is pretty cool. It’s a nice vibe to hang out and the corn hole is fun if you like that type of stuff. Overall great choices of food for a foodie!
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Haven’t tried the bar area yet, but I saw they recently added a Mexican Food Truck!!! I was super interested after seeing that the food truck offered a burger Uruapan style. If you’ve ever been to Mexico you know they do burgers with a different touch and La Casa De Las Carnitas did NOT disappoint. I also got the Papas Locas with the carne asada. They give you a hefty portion and the refried beans were a nice addition!!! They weren’t listed under the description so I was surprised, but the beans definitely balanced out the dish. There is also many different salsas to choose from. My personal favorites were the Chile de árbol and Salsa macha. I do have to warn y’all that the salsa macha is their spiciest one so if that isn’t your jam avoid it. The árbol sauce can be spicy, but there are creamy inclusions which helps counter the heat. The owners are super friendly and service was pretty quick. I will definitely return to try their carnitas and tacos.

Visit Us Today

Let the good times roll with great food, drinks, and entertainment for the whole family. Visit Crazy Train today.

  • Sunday: 12–9 PM
  • Monday: 2PM – 10PM
  • Tuesday: 2PM – 10PM
  • Wednesday: 2PM – 10PM
  • Thursday: 2PM – 10PM
  • Friday: 2PM–12 AM
  • Saturday: 11 AM–12 AM

Crazy Train Food Truck Park

38925 FM 1774, Magnolia, TX 77355

(281) 789-4186

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Make Us Your Venue

We’ve hosted events ranging from car shows to fundraisers, and we’d love to host your event, too! For more information about event hosting, see our Event Hosting page using the button below. 

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FAQs

ABSOLUTELY! with parental supervision. We just ask that you keep a close eye on your kiddos and make sure they are supervised at all times. You must be 21 to drink alcohol, we reserve the right to ID everyone. Under 21 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.

Yes, we have games kids can play and there is plenty of room for them to run around.

Yes! As long as they are friendly and leash trained. Crazy Train does not allow for pets to roam around freely. We have water bowls available and sometimes even treats! There is a pet relief grassy area behind the bathrooms, with poop bags, please clean up after your pets.

Monday: 6–9 PM
Tuesday: 4–10 PM
Wednesday: 4–10 PM
Thursday: 4–10 PM
Friday: 2 PM–12 AM
Saturday: 11 AM–12 AM
Sunday: 12–8 PM

Yes we do:
Sunday $5 Bloody Mary’s
Monday $3 Lite, Coors Lite, Shiner and Ultra 6-8
Tuesday Half off bottles and cans 4-6
Wednesday All seltzers half off 4-6
Thursday Half price drafts 4-6
Friday Well drinks half off 2-6
Saturday – Half price drafts 2-5

Lots of events and lots going on. We have Cornhole 7 Days a week, Jukebox Bingo on Fridays, Sip and Paint nights twice a month. A car show every 2nd Sunday of the month, live bands every Saturday night and more. At the top of our page click on Events to see what’s going on.

We have up to 3 food trucks on site to better serve you with a variety of some of the best eats available.

Yes, contact us and lets work out the details to host your parties here at Crazy Train.

For walked tabs there will be a 20% gratuity added.

Email us at: info@crazytrainbar.com